Two-sided magnetic AIO with icon-style art. Each half is a different strain. Would you carry this?

Working on the device design for a small California brand. The pen is two magnetic halves, each one 1g of a different strain, they snap together into one piece. The art is old church icon style, halos, stars, the whole thing, printed full wrap on each half. Name is a dumb pun, we know.

Real photo of the sample in hand, not a render. This is one side, the other half gets its own scene so the two strains look different when they're apart and read as one picture when snapped together.

What I want to know:

1. Gut reaction in the first second: cool, or trying too hard?

2. Is the art readable at this size, or does it turn into noise on a shelf?

3. Two strains in one pen that you can split: useful, or a gimmick you'd never use?

4. Would the religious angle stop you from buying it or carrying it around?

5. Name: keep it or kill it?

Not selling anything, no link, just want it torn apart before we commit to 10k of them.