What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while absolutely baked?

So last night I got super high, went to make mac and cheese… and completely forgot to add the cheese packet. Just ate a bowl of buttered noodles like it was the most gourmet thing ever. Only realized my mistake this morning when I saw the unopened cheese packet on the counter. Got me wondering, what’s the strangest or funniest thing you’ve done while stoned? Would love to hear some good stories.